GOSSIPING OLD HAND BAG.

With her lining and worn out creases.
She is rugged and rough around the edges.
And her smell is stale, and her colour has faded.
But inspite of all this, she will tell a spiteful tale.

Chorus:
Jibber jabber doodle goes the silver needle, watch the old bag doesn't fray.
Jibber jabber doodle dance around the middle, watch the gossip stray.
Jibber jabber doodle goes the silver needle, watch the old bag doesn't fray.
Jibber jabber doodle dance around the middle, watch the gossip stray.

What's inside this dark hole of a carrier?
She seems full, yet empty all the same.
And her pockets are thin, and her zips are all broken.
But it's coz of all this, she will tell a spiteful tale.

Chorus:
Jibber jabber doodle goes the silver needle, watch the old bag doesn't fray.
Jibber jabber doodle dance around the middle, watch the gossip stray.
Jibber jabber doodle goes the silver needle, watch the old bag doesn't fray.
Jibber jabber doodle dance around the middle, watch the gossip stray.

Don't be fooled there are younger and smaller.
They are party bags first but get bigger and bigger.
And they sparkle and glisten to the sound of all phrases.
Only too keen to listen, to twist and turn a tale.

Chorus:
Jibber jabber doodle goes the silver needle, watch the old bag doesn't fray.
Jibber jabber doodle dance around the middle, watch the gossip stray.
Jibber jabber doodle goes the silver needle, watch the old bag doesn't fray.
Jibber jabber doodle dance around the middle, watch the gossip stray.

End chorus
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah.
Dadee dadee dadee dideen dadee dadee dadee dadee dadee day.
Dadee dadee dadee dideen dadee dadee dadee dadee dadee day.