Moaning Mini Gets Beamed Up By A U​.​F​.​O

from May Cause Side Effects by Joker's Daughter

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Moaning Mini stands so tidy, what she got to say?
No one wants to hear it so she's brushed away.
She moans about the particles, the ones that don't adhere,
To all her wants and needs, and oh, she's so in despair.
One day she, will moan too much.
And all the sky, will gobble her up.

Her words like spattered gun fire, they shoot out frantically.
And nothing's ever perfect, never faultlessly.
I wonder if we fed her lots of chocolates.
Her pointed ears and sputtered mouth would dissipate?
Yes one day she, will moan too much.
And all the sky, will gobble her up.

Mini wants a worm hole to make all stand still.
So she can catch a fire, do the impossible.
She doesn't have broom coz she failed her flying test.
And all who look upon her, have to watch her in jest.
Then one day, she did moan too much.
A UFO came and beamed her up.

The UFO was perfectly symmetrical.
It blinded all the people, made them all stand still.
So Mini got her portal, but alas she was not heard.
Coz where she was about to go, there were no words.

The beings they did not have ears or mouths to speak.
They only corresponded telepathically.
So all of Mini's moans, were lost in space.
And she has disappeared without a trace.


from May Cause Side Effects, released October 9, 2012


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